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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 13, 2015 23:46:22 GMT
253. Marisa Calihan (Samoa) - It's that time. This is the range for the top tier first boots to go. I'm sure people will disagree, but there's no good reason for any first boot to crack the top 200. Of the ones that are left, I'd have to rank Marisa last. She was the first of Russell's dumb chicks to see through his bullshit and subsequently get sent packing. Points for standing up to the Hantz Garden Gnome, and we have some lovely parting gifts for you.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 13, 2015 23:50:57 GMT
252. John Cody (Blood vs. Water) John Cody seemed like a nice guy, and he was a key part of the Brad Culpepper arc, but he himself didn't do anything. He went from Brad's right-hand man to next boot and it just fueled the fire that Brad was crashing and burning. On RI, John beat Candace and it was sad, but now seems like a good time for him to go.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 14, 2015 0:20:31 GMT
251: Aaron (China): Aaron is one of those guys who got majorly screwed by a twist and sent packing, when he and James got swapped to Zhan Hu and PG/Jaime blatantly threw the challenge to get him out. Other than that and Todd shoving the leadership role onto him, I don't remember much else about him.
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Post by kass on Apr 14, 2015 2:40:22 GMT
250. Ted Rogers Jr. (Thailand): So when I first watched Thailand, I was 150-200% satisfied with Ted being my season favorite (because I was like 8 or 9 don't judge). However, I came to realize that he's really boring and provided little if anything to Thailand's overall "entertainment". Also #TeamClay 4 lyfe
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Post by tbird on Apr 14, 2015 4:22:11 GMT
249. Trish Dunn (Pearl Islands): She would have been tops easily if she had been kidnapped by that lesbian Panamanian shopkeeper. As it is, Trish was a fun moment that got a little too big for her britches and tried to vote out challenge beast and tribe leader Rupert using her overwhelming forces of ... zero. And got booted in the process. She was a gamer, and she was there to play; she just overestimated how much sway she actually had. If she had just ridden the wave till merge, they might have had to vote out Fairplay, which would have been a travesty that deprived us of two of the four best episodes in the show's history, so thanks Trish for getting greedy and delivering to us one of the greatest characters and sequences in the show's history. I want your eyes.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 14, 2015 4:25:41 GMT
248. Rudy Boesch (All-Stars). Jeremy's cut.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 14, 2015 4:32:25 GMT
248. Rudy Boesch (All-Stars). Jeremy's cut.
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Post by Austin on Apr 14, 2015 6:25:19 GMT
247: Jill Behm (Nicaragua): It hurts to have to cut from Nicaragua like this, especially given Lex's rampage, but I've been letting Jill slide for a bit too long. She's adored by the Survivor community, and I do think her partnership with Marty is interesting, especially given that they managed to survive together until just before the merge. And as a player, I do think Jill is underrated - I think she was more game savvy than the show led us to believe. But on the show, she didn't provide much for us. I can only hope that, if she ever sees this board, given her occasional tendency to play ORGs, she can forgive me for this cut, but I think Top 250 is a good spot for her. She's kinda like the epitome of the average character, in my opinion.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 14, 2015 16:34:53 GMT
246. Debb Eaton (Australia) - "RAWKS!!!"
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 14, 2015 16:49:37 GMT
245. Cristina Coria (Cook Islands) She's one of 4 fun characters on a pretty bad season, and fun is a stretch. She's likable and rootable, so she has at least something going for her. Still, the badness of the other people makes her look better than she actually is.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 14, 2015 18:37:54 GMT
244. Tom Buchannan (All Stars): Big Tom in Africa is a fun character who stuck feathers up his ass, popped boils on a girls ass, freaked out over breakfast food and had an interest in hyena butt hygiene. Big Tom in All Stars laughed at a woman getting sexually assaulted. I have no idea why it didn't cross anyone's mind to cut him earlier, so he's gone.
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Post by kass on Apr 15, 2015 2:26:11 GMT
243. Shawna Mitchell (Amazon): A fun storyline consisting of...
Wah I don't wanna be here anymore *Deena holds her there against her will) *men arrive, Shawna likes dick* yay! I'm better now ^_^ Deena: lol bye bitch
Oops this was more about Deena. Oh well.
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Post by tbird on Apr 15, 2015 2:51:28 GMT
This is a good time for Shawna to go, but Shawna was so important to the way the show handled Osten. Shawna was unique in that she wanted to be voted out, but her alliance wouldn't let her. From there, the producers had to set a precedent for what happens when a player wants to quit so that somebody wouldn't basically be held hostage again, so they chose to drag Osten through the fucking mud just to say "You wanna quit, go right ahead, but this is what happens to you on TV". Without Shawna, this doesn't happen.
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Post by tbird on Apr 15, 2015 2:58:00 GMT
242. Marcus "Stephen" Lehman (Gabon) - Marcus was the last Onion to get swapfucked, and the most important Onion to get swapfucked. His boot paved the way for Kenny and Crystal to railroad Charlie, Corinne, and Randy out of the game before Sugar went and did Sugar things. Marcus himself was a relatively likable CP3/4 handsome, white doctor. People say he would have won if Gabon wasn't unfair as hell, which is patently false. He would have come in seventh or so like a good little gamebot as one of the mid-level Onions cruised to the win. His voteout signified a turning point in the season, but Marcus himself brought little to the table until Jesusita kicked his ass out of Africa. He's a top half character, and as far as jars of mayonnaise go, he's alright, but this is far enough.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 15, 2015 4:34:52 GMT
241. Zane Knight (Philippines): Jrmy's cut. The first boots continued to get picked off
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