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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on May 15, 2015 23:50:03 GMT
73: Zoe Zanidakis (Marquesas): How the fuck can a human being like this even exist? New England fisherwoman/sex kitten/WORKHAHRDPLAYHAHRD advocate? Zoe is just the weirdest, and that weirdness got her this far. But she's so UTR throughout most of the season that she's not much of a factor throughout other than being part of the Rotu 4. Bye Bye Zoe, hope you make me a friendship bracelet on the way out.
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Post by kass on May 16, 2015 14:23:06 GMT
72. Jonathan Penner (Cook Islands): By far the saving grace of Cook Islands (but it's still Cook Islands soooo). Penner was a fun narrator and provided some much needed entertainment to the dire wasteland of Cook Islands (seriously it's awful). From being the weird tribe dad of original Raro to being the really weird straggler to post-mutiny Raro to being the fifth man of the Aitu 4, Penner was always a fun tagalong. Unfortunately, he was a RAT and tried to WEASEL (which is a verb in this situation btw) his way further into stuff and...everyone called him out on his shit. It was kinda nice, actually. So yeah. Penner is hands down the best of Cook Islands BUT it's still Cook Islands sooooo.
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Post by tbird on May 16, 2015 17:08:09 GMT
God these are starting to hurt ...
71. Bobdawg (Panama): The Dawgsta was just too real for the Casaya tribe. While everyone else put up with Courtney to further their games, Bobdawg really just wasn't having any of her shit. Bobdawg is an amateur rapper and a Stanford law graduate; he had way too much self-esteem to jump through hoops to appease Courtney and the rest of Casaya. One time, he pretty much ended Ruth Marie's life. Another time, he chopped the shit out of some fish heads so hard in a challenge that it was considered a war crime. (This had the added effect of knocking Terry Dietz down a peg, so win-win.)
One time, Bobdawg and Bruce drank an entire tribe's worth of wine and got trashed in an outhouse. Bruce says that him and Bobdawg are still as close as brothers to this day. This makes me happy. If Bobdawg had stayed in the game, he probably would have manually unclogged Bruce's poop chute, and Bruce wouldn't have been evacuated. This is an alternate universe I want to live in.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on May 16, 2015 17:25:30 GMT
God these are starting to hurt ... 71. Bobdawg (Panama): The Dawgsta was just too real for the Casaya tribe. While everyone else put up with Courtney to further their games, Bobdawg really just wasn't having any of her shit. Bobdawg is an amateur rapper and a Stanford law graduate; he had way too much self-esteem to jump through hoops to appease Courtney and the rest of Casaya. One time, he pretty much ended Ruth Marie's life. Another time, he chopped the shit out of some fish heads so hard in a challenge that it was considered a war crime. (This had the added effect of knocking Terry Dietz down a peg, so win-win.) One time, Bobdawg and Bruce drank an entire tribe's worth of wine and got trashed in an outhouse. Bruce says that him and Bobdawg are still as close as brothers to this day. This makes me happy. If Bobdawg had stayed in the game, he probably would have manually unclogged Bruce's poop chute, and Bruce wouldn't have been evacuated. This is an alternate universe I want to live in. BOBDAWG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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Post by Austin on May 17, 2015 5:56:16 GMT
This is getting so fuckin' hard, and I'm sorry I have to do this, especially since this is coming from my personal favorite season. 70: Dan LEMBOOOOO (Nicaragua): Dan is one of the best lowkey fun characters the show has ever seen. End of story. He's just a bundle of fun moments. Dan destroying his son's face with kisses, Dan being completely unable to compete in any challenge, Dan being like "wtf" when the $8000 shoes that he brought with him to friggen Nicaragua are destroyed by Holly when she went crazy...everything is great. I can't say anything bad about Dan, because he's such a great character, as someone so contrary and useless bumblefucked their way to 5th place if priceless. No write-up can truly do him justice, but to leave you one last thought before I finish:  That is all. |
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Post by Host Brian on May 18, 2015 0:24:19 GMT
69. Burton Roberts (Pearl Islands): I'll write this up later.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on May 18, 2015 0:57:47 GMT
Sorry, had family shit to deal with today.
68. Abi-Maria Gomes (Phillipines) - writeup later
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on May 18, 2015 2:45:19 GMT
67: Kelly Goldsmith (Africa): Sorry, but it's her time. To be fair she got fucked over by Lex's paranoia about people voting for him, but other then that there's noottttt much to her.
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Post by kass on May 18, 2015 16:16:57 GMT
66. Lillian Morris (Pearl Islands): So first of all, Lillian is an iconic hag and I'd like to preface with that. That being said, she was an absolute drain on the Morgan tribe (<3 her) and was basically a constant Eeyore presence throughout her initial stay. She had a cute bffmance with Skinny Ryan and then they both got rekt by Morgan until the OUTCASTS where they voted Lil back in because she was so fucking unbearable to deal with <3 (even if that's not true, I consider it canon). Then, Lillian took her time owning bitches left and right (see: I'll get back to you @ Andrew Savage, see: These are called SQUATS @ JFP). I love Lillian but I think 66 is a great spot for her.
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Post by tbird on May 18, 2015 16:57:54 GMT
65. JT Thomas (Tocantins): JT was so likable that everybody just handed him a cool mil. This is very interesting. However, I think it doesn't tell us a lot about JT the person, so I'm ranking him below a lot of people in this spot.
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Post by Austin on May 18, 2015 18:11:10 GMT
64: Colleen Haskell (Borneo): All these cuts are getting hard. I didn't watch Borneo live (I don't think most of us did, except maybe Lex) so Colleen's hype as an underdog never really hit me. She was a fun, snarky narrator, who did a lot of fun things, but after watching her, I feel like the hype was a little much, and the other 6 left from Borneo are stronger either from a story or character perspective.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on May 19, 2015 5:50:01 GMT
63. Stephenie Lagrossa (Palau) - hero Stephenie in Palau gave us asshole Stephenie in Guatemala. Thanks Obama.
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Post by Host Brian on May 19, 2015 8:25:14 GMT
62. Helen Glover (Thailand): Helen Glover was a bad bitch who didn't put up with anyone's shit. Her over the top eyerolls, sighs, and facial expressions were always entertaining, and she has her husband so absurdly whipped. One of the best parts of Thailand, but ths is her time.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on May 19, 2015 19:46:45 GMT
61: Genre Bear (China): Jean-Robert is one of the most fun "Disc One Final Bosses" Survivor has had in it's time on the air. You know he's going to be one of the first voted off come merge time, but in the time that he's there, he makes for a great dumb little villain that absolutely no one respects. He tries to play off this "bad boy" image and is mocked mercilessly because of it, he tries to cuddle with women at night "because he needs warmth" (lol seven pound Courtney,) he tried to bully James into giving him an idol (not gonna lie I find that one of the silliest exchange that entire season) and gets superbly mindfucked by Todd at the Final Tribal Council. God bless you JR.
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kass
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Post by kass on May 20, 2015 0:12:52 GMT
60. Jamie Newton (Guatemala): WHO'S SMILIN' NOW?!?!?!?! I'll edit in a better writeup later tonight
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