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Post by Host Brian on Mar 20, 2015 2:16:07 GMT
445: Sugar Kiper (Heroes vs. Villains)
I hate Sugar. She is probably one of my least favorite people on the show, ever. Now, while I have that very strong, very negative opinion of her, she was the main reason why Gabon was Gabon. According to the Survivor Wiki, she named her dog "Major P. Pants". On both seasons, she was horrible to live with. She has arguably the most false positive edit ever, something that I'm normally not a large fan of. Now, even though I dislike her appearance in Gabon, she provided us with many great moments and made the season what it was, just like a certain firefighter who killed sharks and never lost a tribal immunity.
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Eliza Orlins
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Mar 20, 2015 2:47:47 GMT
She has arguably the most false positive edit ever. Remember this when I cut Phils Malcolm next round |
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 20, 2015 2:50:51 GMT
She has arguably the most false positive edit ever. Remember this when I cut Phils Malcolm next round I think you're thinking of Caramoan Malcolm. |
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Post by kass on Mar 20, 2015 20:48:18 GMT
444: Jim Lynch (Guatemala): Guatemala has some great people. It also has Jim Lynch. He's an old dude who hurt his bicep or something and was voted out first. They drew straws to see who Jim would vote for and he wound up voting Margaret. He also said something about the compass on the trek. Idk. But yeah! He was first boot.
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Eliza Orlins
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Post by Eliza Orlins on Mar 20, 2015 21:04:55 GMT
Remember this when I cut Phils Malcolm next round I think you're thinking of Caramoan Malcolm. I think you think there's a difference.  |
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Post by tbird on Mar 20, 2015 21:55:15 GMT
443: Carolina Eastwood (Tocantins): Carolina has a special place in my heart. Sure she's an unremarkable first boot who tried to boss her tribe around despite not knowing what she was doing, then dogged it in challenges giving her tribe zero incentive to keep her. You know, standard first boot fare. But what makes Carolina important is that her self-implosion kept Sandy Burgin on my television screen for more than one episode, which is just fantastic TV. So thank you Carolina, and I forgive you for letting David Murphy enter you.
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Post by Alina Wilson on Mar 20, 2015 22:08:20 GMT
442: Morgan McDevitt(Guatemala): lol who. Like, she was UTR1-UTRN1...did she even have a conf in her boot ep? Lol I dont even KNOW, but she is forgettable as hell. I mean, yeah, she's a magician's assistant, yay, go her, a semi-interesting occupation...but she wasn't particularly herself, so bai.
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Mar 21, 2015 0:17:58 GMT
441 Allie Pohevitz (Caramoan): Allie has a special place in my heart because of that rant she posted on Facebook about how the pre-jurors were treated like shit in the finale. But I can't remember anything about her in the game, so there's that.
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Austin
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Post by Austin on Mar 21, 2015 1:48:35 GMT
440: Julie Wolfe (Redemption Island) Last write-up got devoured by the Proboards Gods, let's try this again. Julie had exactly one interesting moment, when she decided not to flip to Russell, and as blasphemous as it may sound to say, her going with Russell would've at least led to some chaos, some good TV. Besides that, she was just boring, kind of negative, at least in my opinion. About what you'd expect from a Redemption Island contestant.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 21, 2015 18:30:58 GMT
Eliza, you are out of the rankdown because you accumulated too many strikes. Lex, Rob was eliminated awhile ago.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 21, 2015 18:38:42 GMT
439: Ashley Underwood (Redemption Island). Due to Teresa's talk of cutting vaguely bitchy blonde girls, I was inspired to take out one of the vaguest of the bunch. Ashley did nothing, all season, except bitch every so often. Not in a fun Courtney Yates/Katie Gallagher way, and not even in the "lone voice of reason" Kelly Goldsmith/Kim Mullen way. Another horrible casting decision on Survivor's worst season, I think I let Ashley slip too far down.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Mar 21, 2015 18:45:47 GMT
438: Jolanda Jones (Palau:): People give Andrew Savage tons of shit because of his questionable leadership skills, but for my money Jolanda's supposed "leadership" of Ulong was much...MUCH worse. She led her tribe to blowing the first challenge when they had a decent lead, and her overall bossy nature led to her becoming the first victim of Ulong. The real first boot of Palau, and for good reason too.
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kass
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Post by kass on Mar 21, 2015 18:54:15 GMT
437: Alicia Calaway (All-Stars): I really liked Alicia in Australia. I like her a lot, actually. Then, she returns for All-Stars and essentially does nothing but whine and bitch about the Mogo Mogos being upset about being Pagonged and then Shii-Ann Christ wins immunity and slays her. On top of that? "Somebody turned and I better not find out who it is." Okay but honey, you were literally voted out 6-1 so it's more like "5 people turned because I'm so unbearable to live with." Bye Alicia.
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tbird
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Post by tbird on Mar 21, 2015 19:19:33 GMT
436: Brook Geraghty (Vanuatu): Brook should have been the first of the Fit Four to get taken out, not Brady. At least Brady got the rock. That was pretty awesome, right?
Anyway, Brook was the first boot in Vanuatu. Interestingly, Vanuatu was originally supposed to have a 90-minute premiere but got knocked down to 60 minutes for unknown (to me) reasons. As a result, the bulk of the episode is spent during the (admittedly amazing) gender-baiting tribal ceremony and the trek through the jungle to both camps. After Chris bombs the challenge, we only get a short montage of Chris and Sarge taking over the tribe with their old man strength like it's a YMCA basketball court. The end product is one of the most unceremonious and underdeveloped first boots in Brook Geraghty, and that's why I'm cutting him here.
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Post by Alina Wilson on Mar 21, 2015 19:24:36 GMT
435: Ibrehem Rahman(Palau) KK so i don't remember a thing this guy did lol. okayyy, that's a SMALL lie, i remember him rly sucking in a swimming challenge and then being given immunity at TC causing us to lose Angie(right?) who was actually pretty awesome...over him...who...didn't...display any actual personality during his time out there.... then he left. How exciting!!!
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