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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:34:23 GMT
I play dead with them, so people driving by think it was a mass cult suicide.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:37:12 GMT
I get them all prescription sunglasses.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:37:23 GMT
I throw beads at them during Mardi Gras.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:37:40 GMT
I share my funnel cake with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:38:05 GMT
I go bowling with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:38:18 GMT
I make them eat the red Smarties last.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:39:01 GMT
I tell them dirty jokes and they pretend to get them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:39:25 GMT
I taught them how to stop, drop, and roll.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:39:41 GMT
We sometimes do four part harmony and sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:43:13 GMT
I make a damn good coleslaw and they eat it.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:43:45 GMT
I ignore them when I am sick with diarrhea.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:44:07 GMT
I pull the Christmas crackers with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:44:18 GMT
I dream about them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:44:40 GMT
I study maps of the world with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 4, 2015 23:44:53 GMT
I taught them how to see Venus through a telescope.
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