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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 0:41:06 GMT
I nuzzle their necks.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 0:41:31 GMT
I write fan letters to David Tennant with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 0:41:45 GMT
I perform opera with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 0:43:06 GMT
I share my quilt with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:45:50 GMT
I record them queefing and play it for my friends.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:47:52 GMT
I tell my therapist about them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:48:02 GMT
I won free tickets to a Nickelback concert and took them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:51:01 GMT
I attend church with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:51:11 GMT
I drink Cracked Canoe with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:52:41 GMT
I smile with them when we think we're on Candid Camera.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:53:10 GMT
I make sure they learn how to write cursive.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:53:20 GMT
I try out for Survivor with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:53:35 GMT
I look for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:53:55 GMT
I recycle with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 2:54:16 GMT
I beat up their dealers for drug money.
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