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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:33:36 GMT
I learn mating rituals from them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:33:54 GMT
I built them a sandbox.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:35:29 GMT
I watch porn with them in my basement.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:35:43 GMT
I sit on the porch swing with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:35:56 GMT
I give them the ripest bananas.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:39:01 GMT
I slay dragons for them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:39:21 GMT
I make needlepoints of them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:39:35 GMT
I throw the first pitch at their baseball games.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:39:48 GMT
I attend shuttle launches with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:39:58 GMT
I let them be bards in D and D.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:40:19 GMT
I highlight their hair for them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:44:09 GMT
I drink sangria with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:44:19 GMT
I make sure they don't smile in their passport pictures.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:44:31 GMT
I put bows on them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 18:44:50 GMT
I fantasize about them.
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