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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:19:45 GMT
I play backcatcher on our softball team.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:21:50 GMT
I sing them songs by Perry Como.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:28:28 GMT
I drink from the milk carton when they're not looking.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:28:38 GMT
I catch frogs with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:28:51 GMT
I teach them about art history.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:29:26 GMT
I referee football games with them against the pigs.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:32:03 GMT
I fry bacon for them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:32:34 GMT
I tend to their injuries.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:34:41 GMT
I blow on their too-hot food for them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:34:52 GMT
I play catch with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:35:04 GMT
I feel them up when I am drunk.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:35:28 GMT
I swear at them and tell them not to use that language themselves.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:35:41 GMT
I look at picture books with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:36:03 GMT
I jog up the hills with them.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 5, 2015 20:36:15 GMT
I find Waldo with them.
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