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Post by lexvandenberghe on Mar 23, 2015 16:02:04 GMT
425. JT Thomas (HvV) - This proved once and for all just how screwed Stephen was in Tocantins. JT was such a good winner that he got every vote, and proved his overpowering intellect by making one of, if not the, dumbest moves in Survivor history by giving away his idol. That he gave it to Russell made it delicious irony, but the move itself was asinine and moronic. There were numerous reasons why the Villains might have been down to Russell and a bunch of chicks, but you automatically think it's because the women are in charge and you decide to give the last guy your idol? Stephen would have slapped the taste out of your mouth had he been there.
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Mar 23, 2015 16:53:17 GMT
Idoling JT JT, This is a huge turning point in this game. This is not fake, I wouldn't waste your time or mine. Just by competing against you and the few handshakes we've had I feel I can trust you. That's hard to find in this game. Hopefully we are on the same page. Play the idol tonight and save yourself. Lex should be writing your name down, so act like you know you're going home. You can stand up and play it right before Jeremy starts reading the votes. I think you should write Stephannie Favor's name down and send her home. No matter what, when you play the idol, you're safe for the entire tribal council. We will most likely merge at ten people and then you will be completely safe with us. Our five plus you will remain strong 'til the borewhores are done with. We can then work on getting ourselves into the final three.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 23, 2015 16:59:43 GMT
425: Stephannie Favor (Cook Islands): Guys, JT's letter told me to. It's that simple.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Mar 23, 2015 17:41:20 GMT
424: Shii-Ann Huang (Thailand): the more I think about it, the more I realize how terrible a player Shii-Ann was in Thailand. Basically everything thing she did was some form of social suicide, from the constant talking to the weird way she ate chicken hearts, to almost flipping on an entire tribe. The way she talks in her confessionals is also just way too...I dunno what word I wanna use...condescending, I guess? I dunno. Cutting her here seems solid.
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Post by kass on Mar 23, 2015 18:52:48 GMT
423. Adam Gentry (Cook Islands): Vaguely douchey white guy who had a showmance with Candice. She definitely traded up. He was never interesting and was always just there and if he wasn't "just there", he was terrible. This was an easy cut.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 23, 2015 19:05:20 GMT
I wanna see the genders of everyone cut so far, just to say some initial leanings. (Idol'd cuts will still appear)
Brian: 6 Guys, 8 Girls JFP: 6 Guys, 7 Girls Kass: 11 Guys, 3 Girls T-Bird: 4 Guys, 9 Girls Alina: 8 Guys, 3 Girls Jeremy: 6 Guys, 4 Girls Austin: 6 Guys, 4 Girls Lex: 6 Guys, 3 Girls
Most balanced cutting goes to Figga, while Kass is the least balanced cutting.
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Post by Alina Wilson on Mar 23, 2015 19:12:56 GMT
MISANDRISM <3
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Post by tbird on Mar 23, 2015 20:00:50 GMT
Teresa "T-Bird" "Captain Patriarchy" Cooper
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Post by tbird on Mar 23, 2015 20:26:09 GMT
Okay no fuck that Kass. I'm giving Adam Gentry the deconstruction he deserves:
Adam Gentry is the only member of the original Suburban Tribe in Cook Islands to make the merge and not return, despite the fact that he made it the furthest of all of them, and the other three all returned TWICE. Adam was such a non-factor in the game that the most boring and gamebotty alliance ever left him as the last victim of his Pagonging due to how non-threatening he was in all three phases of the game. Adam's sole defining characteristic is that he honeydicked Candice into throwing away both hers and Penner's games, which indirectly resulted in 2 more seasons of Candice souring up TV screens across the country. So fuck you Adam Gentry for being responsible for the sucky parts of three separate seasons.
As for MY cut:
422: Leif Manson (One World): Leif escaped my early rampage against stunt casting attempts because I think he's probably a genuinely sweet guy. That doesn't excuse the fact, though, that the show cast a camera-shy introvert for their reality TV show simply because he is a little person. For what it's worth, Leif does have some fun moments of physical comedy, namely when he slept in the box and when the water slide challenge skittered him across beach like a stone across a pond. But he rarely spoke, and when he did, it was very apparent that he was not comfortable both in the context of the game, or the idea of being on TV in general. If the stunt casting of a little person WAS really necessary, you'd think they could find one that had more charisma or confidence or game savvy or any of the things which Leif lacked in spades.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 23, 2015 20:27:18 GMT
honeydicked Candice. Perfect.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Mar 23, 2015 22:19:45 GMT
As for MY cut: 422: Leif Manson (One World): Leif escaped my early rampage against stunt casting attempts because I think he's probably a genuinely sweet guy. That doesn't excuse the fact, though, that the show cast a camera-shy introvert for their reality TV show simply because he is a little person. For what it's worth, Leif does have some fun moments of physical comedy, namely when he slept in the box and when the water slide challenge skittered him across beach like a stone across a pond. But he rarely spoke, and when he did, it was very apparent that he was not comfortable both in the context of the game, or the idea of being on TV in general. If the stunt casting of a little person WAS really necessary, you'd think they could find one that had more charisma or confidence or game savvy or any of the things which Leif lacked in spades. Well, Peter Dinklange was busy, Warwick Davis is too old, and seriously, fuck Verne Troyer.
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Post by Alina Wilson on Mar 24, 2015 2:28:58 GMT
421: Josh Canfield(San Juan Del Sur): he was a rly bland airtime whore
that sums up the entirety of his existence on my TV screens
yaaaaaay
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Mar 24, 2015 4:09:36 GMT
420: Laura Boneham (BvW): She only exists to get Rupert back on our god damn television screens a fourth time. Unfortunately for CBS, that backfired, and Laura became a focus of the show for like two episodes. Then she got voted out because she was awful at the game lol. Bye.
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Post by Austin on Mar 24, 2015 10:47:09 GMT
I typed and deleted three cuts because, as much as may not find them my cup of tea, I realize that the four hundreds is too low for them. And there's so many, to quote Jeremy, "borewhores" left, that I outta cut one of them first.
419: Cliff Robinson (Cagayan): Cliff was hyped up as this huge threat early on, and his blindside episode IS fantastic. But that's not because of Cliff - any positives we can attribute to his character come from Tony's paranoia of him, which was awesome TV. Cliff himself...didn't really offer much to the season, which is why I think we were rooting for him to go over LJ of all people. Or at least I was. The "Cliff has Woo" line was pretty cool, but for someone who people so desperately wanted out, we really didn't see WHY that was the case, besides inferring him to be a leader. So for that reason, the buck stops here for Cliff, one of the few relative duds in a fantastic season.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Mar 24, 2015 18:16:36 GMT
418. Holly Hoffman (Nicaragua) - holy crap, was this chick annoying. Holly and Jane tag teamed to elevate Nicaragua to a level of suckitude other seasons can only sit back and admire.
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