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Post by Host Brian on Mar 25, 2015 17:31:14 GMT
Every time you cut, I hold my breath.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 25, 2015 17:35:38 GMT
410: Alec Christy (San Juan del Sur) Oh Austin. You wanted more SJDS cuts, so your wish is my command.
Alec Christy brought pretty much nothing to SJDS, except his brother. Oh cool, he had a shitty Chadface on the jury (like, Vanuatu had 2 people who did it better), and he was a "meat collector"...k? I miss the humor there. Alec was a waste of space of the SJDS post-merge and another casualty to Twinnie RTV Domination.
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 25, 2015 17:56:02 GMT
Frank's cut.
409: John Kenny (Vanautu) Write-up added later.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Mar 25, 2015 20:01:14 GMT
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Post by kass on Mar 25, 2015 21:29:13 GMT
408. Jessica DeBen (Fiji): Jeff Probst's favorite first boot EVER. Literally, ever. For some reason, she's super duper high on the list of people he'd bring back if he had his way and like...why? From what we were shown in Fiji, she didn't do much in that one episode. Alas, the mystery of Jessica DeBen is one that we'll never solve (nor is it one that I want to dedicate any real amount of time to solving). So 408 for you, Jessica. Congrats.
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Post by tbird on Mar 25, 2015 21:34:38 GMT
407: Nicole Delma (Pearl Islands): We're getting to the point where even when I'm cutting boring people, I still think they had (very tiny) fun moments. Nicole's highlights in her one episode before she was booted for being shady:
- Being told by Osten to get her fucking tits out for the Panamanian shopkeepers.
- Not wearing a bra or underwear before the surprise marooning because Nicole Delma doesn't wear underwear on fucking boats I guess.
That was fun. You were the 407th most fun, Nicole. Thanks for voting Lil back into the game so she wouldn't ruin your vacation with Michelle.
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Mar 25, 2015 22:07:05 GMT
406 Albert Destrade (SP): I'd write something up but I'm leaving to get food bye.
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Post by Austin on Mar 25, 2015 23:34:38 GMT
405: Stacey Powell (SP): May asd well cut some more people from this awful, awful season. Anyway, having quotable lines is only so much, gauging on the people we’ve been cutting. And I even then they’re really not that fun - Stacey’s negativity drowns out any fun I could’ve had with her character. She gave up on the game after Christine went out, more or less, and I can appreciate a GOOD drama starter, but that would imply she was good at it. And giving up entirely, especially so early in the game, just rubs me the wrong way. I seriously couldn’t stand watching her on my TV screen. Probably should’ve been cut ages ago, but what can ya’ do? The fact that players like Terry Dietz or Dreamz Herd are placing below her is a travesty, but just around 400 seems good to me. GRANT AIN'T TAKING STACEY AWAY FROM ME
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 26, 2015 4:35:40 GMT
405: Stacey Powell (SP): May asd well cut some more people from this awful, awful season. Anyway, having quotable lines is only so much, gauging on the people we’ve been cutting. And I even then they’re really not that fun - Stacey’s negativity drowns out any fun I could’ve had with her character. She gave up on the game after Christine went out, more or less, and I can appreciate a GOOD drama starter, but that would imply she was good at it. And giving up entirely, especially so early in the game, just rubs me the wrong way. I seriously couldn’t stand watching her on my TV screen. Probably should’ve been cut ages ago, but what can ya’ do? The fact that players like Terry Dietz or Dreamz Herd are placing below her is a travesty, but just around 400 seems good to me. "Those Those are liars so red team look out for those right there. It wasn’t a team. It is Benjamin, Albert, and Sophie. But who is the ending two? Benjamin and Albert. But Benjamin is running the team. Benjamin is running the team. Makes ALL the decisions.” (Jeff Probst asks, “Coach?”) “No Benjamin. Adults call him Benjamin. So I’m not gonna call him Coach. What’s his name? What was his birth name? It wasn’t Coach, it was Benjamin. And you know, they’re children. 26, 22. They go listen to all of Benjamin’s Halloween jokes. Chuckee the Cheese jokes. They want it. He go off the Lord take them off their feet. ‘Oh Benjamin! It’s so loyalty’. C’mon. Everyday he got a story. I wasn’t buying it. (rolls eyes, fake laughs). No. So they try like yesterday like the tribe was all cahoots. Benjamin let’s give a hug. PSHT! Keep that hug. (points a “gun” in the air) BOOP! For me. Cause it wasn’t real." That was Stacey Powell herself. Your spitecut and lowkey racism isn't strong enough to hold her back. You think she cut? She not cut. Blam.  Even Ozzy fucking loves her. Thanks Ozzy, you've done something good for once. |
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Post by tbird on Mar 26, 2015 4:38:20 GMT
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 26, 2015 12:40:50 GMT
404: Erik Reichanbach (Caramoan). I love Erik in Micro, and this is nothing against Erik. This is against the producers. Erik was under edited to the point of oblivion, where he was even medevac'd but got NO airtime. While Purple characters can be fun (Kelly), Erik's is just a huge flaw in the package that is Caramoan, and it isn't fun. It's sad.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Mar 26, 2015 16:30:10 GMT
403: Erin from Thailand, gonna do my write up later when I'm not trying to write a film review  . |
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Post by kass on Mar 26, 2015 16:41:00 GMT
402. Carl Billancione (Africa): Africa is one of my favorite seasons and Samburu is possibly my favorite tribe ever. You have batshit people in Lindsey <3/Linda <3, lulz force Frank <3, Silas being Silas, Brandon being bitchy, Kim P/Teresa being angels, and...Carl. Carl was a boring old white dude and was also the worst person on Samburu. I have to say how grateful I am that the Mallrats had the intelligence to take Carl out because he was gonna do nothing for the season's entertainment had he stayed. So yeah, congrats Carl.
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Post by tbird on Mar 26, 2015 19:40:00 GMT
401: Erica Durousseau (Fiji): If this was a competition for Best Survivor Hair, Erica would be top 3 easily, probably top 1. However, Erica's hair was more interesting than Erica was on the show. Erica's hair was a general sourpuss who contributed basically nothing to her shitshow tribe. There was a weird storyline for about 20 minutes about how Erica's hair and Rocky and Jessica were an alliance of three, but the three of them voted three separate ways at the first tribal council, so ... great job with wasting my time editors. After that, Erica's hair gets booted before Sylvia (*cough* OVERRATED *cough*) even though Sylvia is a huge bossy pants who wasn't even on the island for the first three days with hair nowhere near as good. In the end, Erica's hair was voted out second, and everyone promptly forgot about the best hairdo that's ever been on the show.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Mar 26, 2015 20:35:50 GMT
Sorry, I was unable to post last night. I spoke to Brian and he told me to go ahead and post.
405. Ashley Massaro (China) - I was expecting so, so much from this WWE Diva. And she really got screwed by her tribe, who decided to keep that idiot Dave over her. But that kind of sums up her time. Her tribe kept the known knucklehead who nobody liked over Ashley, so her gameplay had to have really sucked. Plus, she was sick and yadda yadda yadda.
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