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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 5, 2015 1:40:20 GMT
319. Ryan Shoulders (Pearl Islands) - was damn near the first boot, and when Osten tried to quit the first time, the tribe said no and bounced this loser. We could have cut this guy 100 spots ago.
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Post by tbird on Apr 5, 2015 3:21:42 GMT
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 5, 2015 6:15:02 GMT
318. Ryan Aiken (Amazon). Why is Ryan still here? Like, he was vaguely douchey in his one episode. That's it. He wasn't sexist or omnipresent or nerdy or a machete-wielding maniac. He was just...there.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 5, 2015 6:24:54 GMT
That's why he made the 300s. Otherwise he'd have been cut in the 400s.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 6, 2015 0:15:52 GMT
317: Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands): The original Parvati, and probably in Probst's eyes, the only damn Parvati. The one that started the idea that she only uses her sexuality to get what she wants. This is the only time that's really a thing. But not to Probst. Nevermind that she actually has strategy now, nonono ASS N TITTIES. Ugh.
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Post by kass on Apr 6, 2015 0:18:40 GMT
316. Michelle Chase (Gabon): Not a fun first boot IMO. Vaguely bitchy and the only redeeming factor is that she gave us one more hour of Gillian and that she was so desp to get in good she ate a termite. For Kenny.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 6, 2015 0:29:16 GMT
"Vaguely bitchy".
Last pick, so she ignores helping her tribe and is the first girl to complete the climb, she proceeds to bitch and complain for 3 days about everything, then is one of 3/4 people on her tribe to not give up during the challenge, bonds with Kenny of all people and eats a termite, and to top it off, gets rekt by CC and Jesusita at her Tribal and leaves before Gillian. That's a fun first boot.
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Post by tbird on Apr 6, 2015 0:32:28 GMT
315: Steve Morris (China): Adults call him Steve. Got in one disagreement, so he took his ball and went home by refusing to help his tribe at all. He was voted off first in retribution for his extended little breath-holding temper tantrum, which is when he made his XD XD SO FUNNEH!!!1! outburst that is among the most overrated "jokes" by the Survivor fanbase. Later he grew a mustache and returned to play in Survivor South Pacific, where he placed fifth and was just as entertaining there as he was in China.
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Post by tbird on Apr 6, 2015 0:33:14 GMT
Also yeah Stephen I'm not sure you know what the word "vaguely" means. Michelle was very pointedly bitchy.
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Post by Alina Wilson on Apr 6, 2015 0:37:43 GMT
314: Brad Virata(Cook Islands): Name one memorable thing this guy did.
That was a trick demand, because there are none.
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Post by tbird on Apr 6, 2015 0:40:17 GMT
Uh ... he put himself on puzzle duty in a challenge and made Rebecca swim like seven miles because he's "creative spacial" which is hilarious.
But yeah he should've been out a while ago. Sorry, I'm one man.
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Post by tbird on Apr 6, 2015 1:18:42 GMT
That's why he made the 300s. Otherwise he'd have been cut in the 400s. Totally valid
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 6, 2015 1:36:37 GMT
313. Laura Alexander (Caramoan) There goes the best pre-juror in Caramoan. Jeremy pls
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Post by Austin on Apr 6, 2015 1:46:31 GMT
312: Artis Silvester (Phillipines): Post-show, it was shown that Artis was right on pretty much every point of dispute between him and Skupin. Having said that, on the show itself, it seemed to come out of nowhere, at least for me, and the only realllllllly entertaining thing about him was his blindside. In a fantastic season, he was underedited post-merger, so he gotta go.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 6, 2015 1:54:07 GMT
311. Ramona Gray (Borneo) - she got sick and it took her too long to rally. It's strange, because I think had she played any season other than the first, she would probably be a merge player. Hell, had she been Tagi she'd have gone much deeper. But it's time for the first African-American to be voted out in Survivor history to go bye-bye.
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