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Post by Host Brian on Apr 6, 2015 2:02:19 GMT
310. Michelle Yi (Fiji). Michelle did pretty much nothing. She was an UTRP character who is more well-known for having sex with half of the jury than she was on the show, and is considered robbed due to her going to TC with the Four Horsemen, even though she was going home pretty early on. There really isn't anything to her.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 6, 2015 2:13:51 GMT
309: Dale Wentworth (San Jonathan Del Salamander): Both Wentworths really weren't all that much. Dale was more visible, so he ranks higher than his daughter, but other than breaking his glasses to get fire, there wasn't THAT much to him.
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Post by kass on Apr 6, 2015 2:27:29 GMT
308. Jeanne Hebert (Amazon): The thing I remember most about her is Mario Lanza's "Fucking Jeanne" thing on PoS that he commented on in my thread when I rewatched Amazon. I think she might've been a lowkey stealth c.unt of a hag (which should theoretically propel her a lot higher for me) but I just don't remember enough about her.
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Post by tbird on Apr 6, 2015 2:42:13 GMT
307: Kelly Czarnecki (Gabon): See now THIS is a proper vaguely bitchy pre-merge fodder cut. Kelly was an outcast on Kota, and flipped to Fang after Kenny picked her in the first swap. This was inconsequential, as the OG Fangs had the numbers to vote out Jacquie anyway, but at least viewers no longer had to deal with the frustration of telling Jacquie and Kelly apart. When her head was on the chopping block, she tried to throw Crystal under the bus for crying because Crystal was frustrated with sucking at literally everything. She is also the answer to the question: "How useless do you have to be to get voted out before power-douche, uber-snake Ace Gordon?" Kelly. Exactly one Kelly's worth of useless. I don't see the appeal, and I don't know why they felt the need to CGI Kim Mullen into a second season of Survivor.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 6, 2015 18:41:10 GMT
Skipping Alina, it's been 15 hours.
306. Mick Trimming (Samoa) Jeremy's cut
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Post by Austin on Apr 6, 2015 22:54:08 GMT
305: Monica Culpepper (One World): We're closing in on the Top 300, and Monica was a kinda fun premerger, but she was a premerger in One World, which says a lot. She only got brought back because of her husband, but thankfully she's more fun in BvW. Here...not so much.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 7, 2015 0:02:46 GMT
304. Brice Johnston (Cagayan) - seems like he had a whole lot of potential, but he was voted out way too quickly to realize it. And I'm sorry, but potential alone should not get you into the top 300.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 7, 2015 1:05:53 GMT
303. Willard Wednesday (Palau) With the 200s swiftly approaching, I figured now is Willard's time. Yes, he is the immunity idol and yes, he has his own day of the week, but he didn't do much in his time on Palau and was a predictable boot. I also couldn't cut him on Easter.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 7, 2015 1:32:30 GMT
I have no idea how you guys are gonna take this, so here we go. 302: Kim Spradlin (One World): Kim is one of the best winners in Survivor history. I can safely say that's pretty much confirmed as fact now. She displayed a level of domination on par with that of some of the world's most sadistic dominatrices, and it was clear right from the get go that this divorced wedding gown saleswoman (or whatever he job was) would win. She literally bitchslapped an entire fucking cast and made them her bitch, and that's pretty fucking impressive. HOWEVER...just because a season has a great winner does not mean that the season itself is great (See Cole, Earl; filed under "Fiji".) And Kim is about as close to a gamebot as you're gonna get, because at times she literally comes off as a robot. Like, every conversation she has has to somehow involve the game. So that's why I'm cutting her here. Great winner, boring TV character.
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kass
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Post by kass on Apr 7, 2015 1:36:03 GMT
301. Joel Klug (Borneo): Moo. Not all that fun but somehow still got the flak for Gervase's comment (thank god because Gervase is amazing and imagine if he had been ousted pre-merge and not returned with Marissa "Fuck You Brad Culpepper" Peterson for BvW). Overall, Joel finishes just outside the Top 300 for me so...congrats. Moo.
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Post by Kelly Goldsmith on Apr 7, 2015 2:29:04 GMT
how the fuck did you guys let JOEL KLUG almost crack top 300
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Post by tbird on Apr 7, 2015 2:37:01 GMT
300. Candice Woodcock (CI): Ah the beginning of the amazing Candice Woodcock-Gentry-Woodcock-Cody 7-year-long story arc. Candice famously mutinied when the rest of the tribe couldn't stand her resting bitch face and constant pining for Adam-loving-Gentry. When Penner stepped off the mat behind her in a show of solidarity, she responded by showing him zero loyalty or gratitude in kind and saying some uncalled for shit about his wife after Penner flipped after unsuccessfully trying to get the rest of Rarotonga to NOT let Yul play his god idol and blow up the whole goddamn game.
The main entertainment regarding Candice, at least to me, came from the fact that the Aitu Four sent her to Exile Island continuously after she mutunied, thereby denying her the copier salesman dick she so sorely craved. Overall, she was a sour un-fun character. She was a bad, forgettable player on a bad, forgettable season, and as such they never brought her back again, which is a shame because if she came back, I'm sure she would learn from her mistakes and not tank her game in the same exact way twice. (DOUBLE JOKE!!!!)
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 7, 2015 17:44:16 GMT
299. Caleb Bankston (Blood vs. Water) This is Jeremy's cut.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 7, 2015 17:50:16 GMT
298. Sabrina Thomas (One World) Austin's cut. Sabrina writeup: If Kim's gone, I only think its fair her partner in crime doesn't go much further. Not a bad gameplayer in any sense - I think tis is a rare time where the second best player got 2nd place, even if it was only because of Troyzan and effin' Leif. And she had some moments - talking about her teaching towards the end, and giving Colton an idol and causing SO MUCH fucking chaos on the men's tribe. But honestly, it wasn't overly impressive, so 298 is where she lands.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 7, 2015 19:48:05 GMT
297. Stacey Stillman (Borneo) - no idea how she crept into the top 300, but her litigious ass stops here.
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