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Post by Host Brian on Apr 7, 2015 20:43:31 GMT
296. Chelsea Meisner. (One World). How you people let Chelsea outlast Sabrina and Kim saddens me greatly.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 7, 2015 20:45:35 GMT
296. Chelsea Meisner. (One World). How you people let Chelsea outlast Sabrina and Kim saddens me greatly. How you people let anyone from OW crack the top 475 is beyond me.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 7, 2015 20:50:14 GMT
295: Baylor Wilson (San Jesusita Del Supervisor): I think that people aged 18-20 reeeeally shouldn't go on Survivor. You either end up uninteresting (Spencer D.), crazy (Brandon), a goat (Natalie T.) or a total brat (Baylor.) I think she really only wanted to be on Survivor to help her music career, which I really don't appreciate, and on the show her and her mom together was just...ugh. I cheered like fuckin hell when Nat blindsided her ass.
Also her music sucks. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT.
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Post by tbird on Apr 7, 2015 21:26:59 GMT
297. Stacey Stillman (Borneo) - no idea how she crept into the top 300, but her litigious ass stops here. 296. Chelsea Meisner. (One World). How you people let Chelsea outlast Sabrina and Kim saddens me greatly. How you people let anyone from OW crack the top 475 is beyond me. You were too busy trying to cut Tom Westman and Holly Hoffman.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 7, 2015 23:11:28 GMT
297. Stacey Stillman (Borneo) - no idea how she crept into the top 300, but her litigious ass stops here. How you people let anyone from OW crack the top 475 is beyond me. You were too busy trying to cut Tom Westman and Holly Hoffman. If you'd let me cut them my focus wouldn't have been distracted.
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Post by kass on Apr 7, 2015 23:41:57 GMT
294. Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands): Not a fun character. In the words of Margaret Bobonich, "He's self righteous, he's a bully, he's a poor sport". Ozzy in Cook Islands popped up every once in a while to be God essentially (seriously though, whose dick did he suck to get such a Chrstlike edit?) Not a fan of Ozzy in any of his seasons but Cook Islands was particularly bad because of the Aitu 4
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 8, 2015 0:07:04 GMT
294. Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands): (seriously though, whose dick did he suck to get such a Chrstlike edit?)
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Post by tbird on Apr 8, 2015 0:07:57 GMT
293: Charlie Herschel (Gabon): Remember when Austin got cut because all of his confessionals were about how great Terry was? Well Charlie was exactly that for Stephen's brother Marcus. The Onions were kind of a shitty alliance, and Charlie was like their weird hype man. All we got from him were fawning confessionals about how attractive and smart and strong Marcus was and how much Charlie was in LURRRRRRV with him to the point where it honestly got a little uncomfortable. Charlie didn't contribute much else of anything until he got voted out right after Marcus so he could watch him sleep in Ponderosa and now that I write this, I wish I had switched him and Kelly Czarnecki in my cut order, but oh well.
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Post by Austin on Apr 8, 2015 0:17:01 GMT
292: Christina Cha: (OW) Well, since we're on a One World cutting spree anyway... At any rate, Christina was someone seemingly despised for reasons the edit didn't quite understand. I think a lot of people, myself included, sympathized with the wall of hate she got. Because it was absurdly huge - like, Tarzan's "I wouldn't be your friend" comment is so out of nowhere it's kinda hilarious. But, Christina's a good example of why the underdog isn't entertaining, because, well...she wasn't. She kinda just gave up at F4, and she didn't seem to have a ton of game sense. So yeah, she made it Top 300, so yay for her, but I think Jonas is the more entertaining of the two One Worlder's left. Which probably says a lot in of itself.
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Post by lexvandenberghe on Apr 8, 2015 0:22:35 GMT
291. Figga (Micronesia) - he got his head slammed into a boat by Yau-Man, and then basically quit. I mean, I loves me some Figga, but Micronesia Figga really doesn't deserve to go that deep.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 8, 2015 0:28:04 GMT
I've gone 228 spots without having to use one of my idols, and unfortunately the time has come. Lex my man I love ya, but Fairplay is one of the best first boots ever. I'm gonna use my idol on him.
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Post by Host Brian on Apr 8, 2015 0:37:15 GMT
291. Katie Collins (Blood vs. Water). Okay, I enjoyed Katie as a fun, lowkey character, and she had some good moments. Still, BvW has hardly been touched, and she isn't nearly as fun as other people in the season, so she is one of the first of many BvW cuts I'll be making.
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Post by Jonny "FIGGA" Fairplay on Apr 8, 2015 0:50:20 GMT
290: Penny Ramsey (Thailand): I really want to get rid of some of the people left in Thailand, but I gotta cut some smaller fry first.
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Post by kass on Apr 8, 2015 1:08:37 GMT
289. Wes Nale (San Juan Del Sur): Fun guy when he was shown. Just was hardly ever shown. Congrats on the nugget contest.
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Post by tbird on Apr 8, 2015 1:31:27 GMT
288. Kim Mullen (Palau): She escaped my wrath by the grace of god, but Kim was so useless and lazy that a large minority of Ulong attempted to get rid of her over Jeff who was on one leg and trying to quit. She was another sourpuss blonde in post-graduate education who brought nothing fun to her season and whose character was mostly defined by her desire to nail some hunky doucher. What separates Kim from Candice in my mind is how oblivious Kim was when asked about it. Probst asked Kim about her island fling with Jeff at a Tribal Council because the production team has been filming Kim giving Jeff handjobs at night, and the rest of her tribe has been giving confessionals like "Yeah, it's super uncomfortable laying next to Jeff and Kim when she's giving him a handy." But Kim plays dumb like "No, they're not alliance handjobs, I just have a very specific kind of palsy."
Then at the beginning of the next episode, she takes her hand off Jeff's member long enough to start pointing fingers saying shit like "What right does he have to ask me about that? It's not like I'm knuckle-shuffling some dude on a nationally televised reality TV program where I'm filmed 24/7. Where does Jeff get off?" The rest of Ulong, misinterpretting that last question, dutifully responds "Usually on the far end of the shelter, into your hand."
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