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Post by Silas Gaither on Mar 7, 2015 20:27:38 GMT
John 14:6 Silas saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
I live on. If I survive this round, I broderline outdo myself last season.
Anyway... guess who's going back to Tribal?? THIS GUY. Again, I don't care. People are stressing again for no reason. Tina literally self-voted and Tyler is a 110% non-entity and yet people act as if going to Tribal is the worst thing imaginable. If this was tribe-based, I'd understand. You can avoid tribal and save your meat shields for later. BUT NO, the meat shields are going to Tribal anyway, the only downside is the fact you have to spend 14 seconds making a fucking parchment.
Anyway, communication is slow. Colton literally macks on me and I'm starting to feel soooo uncomfortable. I'm sick and today he told he was going to dress up as a nurse and nurse me back to health. Thanks Colton! Took a rain check on that one. Anyway, the genius then drops on me the fattest plan (I swear to God this is a true story) of 2015. He wants to blindside... JASON. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. He "doesn't like his cockiness" but knows "he won't be at the bottom". Where do you find these people?? Seriously? Fucking worst part is the guy messages me with pick-up lines fucking 24 hours a day. I have spoken to Colton by far the most out of anyone else and that's a) ridiculous and b) sickness inducing (probably why I'm so damn sick right now).
Anyway, Tina's a goner and that bring me great joy. maybe now she can have more time "at the university where she works because she likes her job so much but its so stressful and [...]" THE ENTIRE ORG COMMUNITY KNOWS MAN I WOULDN'T WORRY.
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Post by Host Jeremiah on Mar 7, 2015 21:16:50 GMT
I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing
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Post by Host Brian on Mar 7, 2015 21:18:15 GMT
This is too fucking much holy shit I'm crying.
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Post by Silas Gaither on Mar 9, 2015 17:46:40 GMT
Ok, so I'm gonna keep using this thread because fuck all happened last round.
THIS ROUND ON THE OTHER HAND. I fuck up the board thing because my third guess is fucking Lex Van De Berghe which is wrong because its Den and not De. If anybody's to blame there it's papa and mama Van den Berghe as well as the entire Polish/Czech/German/Belgian population for having long ass multiple-worded names. Anyway, I'm also to blame because my brain doesn't function properly and the slider took me 1000 seconds to complete. Whatever, I'm going to Tribal.
UNFORTUNATELY, the motion to blindside Jason has been rejected and my dearest lover is going home. Luckily, the streets of Survivor are safe again and men can feel comfortable leaving their houses. Hooray. Blindsiding Colton isn't exactly ideal by any means. But it came down to Marcus v Colton and I feel as though I can trust Marcus more because Colton's sucking everyone off and I'm nobody's side-bitch.
In other news, Me+Dolly+Robb+Dan = alliance. Idk where that came from but I'm very ok with it. Since Robb lacks in creativity (probably because he's an alcoholic robot), he named us "The Allies". I reminded him that this is Egypt and not Normandy but apparently the name is sticking.
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Post by Silas Gaither on Mar 12, 2015 1:13:36 GMT
Extra busy with school but that all ends tomorrow/friday. Sorry for the silence!
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