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Post by Host Brian on Mar 28, 2015 1:39:14 GMT
Dolly demanded an Exile Island thread, so here it is. This is her private public thread.
ANYONE BESIDES DOLLY WHO POSTS HERE WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE GAME. IF YOU ARE A PW, YOU WILL BE BANNED AND WILL BE INELIGIBLE FOR ALL-STARS.
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 28, 2015 1:42:21 GMT
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 28, 2015 1:53:54 GMT
OMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! BITCHES BE JEALOUS!
I love it! I needed an escape from those cretins. 
JK all. You're all my F2s. I know y'all are such fucking shady bitches and are all snooping through my exile island despite the fact you're not here. Not surprised.
I am also happy to not be fucking tending to these fucking sheep. I wish I hadn't started the bit about the fucking sheep. I want to poison them all and watch them die as I eat the lambs. Lamb tastes so fucking amazing, especially right after the slaughter. I gotta find me some mint sauce.
I am gonna look around this island to see if anyone is here from outside the game and I can have some fun interaction.
Oh, hello! How are YOU doing?
OMG! Hi there!! My name is Dolly!! I could use a massage! Ummm...it's nice to see someone cute for a change. I've been stuck with some ratchet-ass bitches. There's a cute little cluster of trees over there if you wanna go and--wait, people are eavesdropping. Let's walk and talk.
Ahhhhhh, that felt great!!
See ya! I gotta go lay down and think about who I hate the most right now.
Talk soon, loves. Mwah! 
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Post by Dolly Neely on Mar 28, 2015 23:04:52 GMT
I am starting to feel a little guilty about being exiled to this lovely place. Amazing food. Attractive men. Hammocks. I would live here.
I am frustrated to have to go back to those bitches soon. How am I supposed to put a game face on after the incredible night I had last night? I can still feel the-- Anyway, I am no longer in need of food and my mind feels way clearer than it did before.
 *sigh* Andrew, I will miss you.
I can't fathom being with everyone back at camp! Between Spencer farting, and the terrible stench of B.O. from Jaclyn, and the snoring from Sierra, and the rage of Crystal, and the sleep talking of Marcus, and the personal hygiene of Silas, and Adam and his goddamned diarrhea, I may just have to leave here to go straight to the asylum.
Can I just stay here for the rest of the game, until the final tribal council please?
 *sigh* Kyle, I will miss you.
Hopefully whatever challenge happens next, it involves eating something. I am full right now, but my stomach can probably fit twice what everyone else's can at this point. Unless Adam had another bout. Also unless it's something disgusting like monkey fetus. I never did care for that all that much.
I am hoping to return to a tribal feast of some sort. I think we could all use the boost in morale. Maybe with a nice cold beer cooler. And games. Like Risk. OMG imagine us playing Risk? We'd kill each other!
 *sigh* Alex, I will miss you.
Time to suck it up, Dolly, and get yourself back to the reality of all of this. This little exile was far too nice to last. Can't blame a girl for tryin' though.
Peace out, bitches!!
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