FUCK EWE!! - Dolly's Here!

[Dolly Neely]

Okay, bitches. Here's the thing. I can't decide. I really can't. In my honest opinion, I could really give a rat's ass who wins the game between the two of you. I know while I was in the game I said I was rooting for each of you but that's actually bullshit. I was rooting for myself. Or Crystal. Mostly myself.

That being said, congratulations on being in the finals. You deserve it, I guess.

I do want to commend you both on being active and amusing individuals. I hate when players have no social skills and no game. You both get points for being good players. My problem with being a jury member is that I can't make up my mind.

I am going to ask for some guidance from my namesake....















  Hiye, Dolly <3 I need some help deciding how to figure out my vote between these two cute boys. What do I do??

     "Well that's an easy one, girl. Make it all about yourself!"

<3<3<3<3<3<3



Okay, that actually helps. I have an idea.

It is a well-known fact that in the ORGs I play, I want to be known as a villain. In each one, however, people call me a hero and I don't know why. I am not particularly nice, other than the fake shit I talk when I want to not be voted out. My confessionals are all about me and how much I hate people. I flip as often as I can, and more for amusement than strategy, because it's hilarious to see people blindsided. I call people names and get angrier than necessary and take a lot of joy in it, so I hate being referred to as a fucking hero.

SOOOOOOOOOO.......

My question to both of you is:

Tell me what about my personality and gameplay makes me a villain. Tell me the moves I made in this game that caused you NOT to want to go to the finals with me. Tell me why am NOT a hero. Finally, say something bad about one of the members on the jury that is NOT me. Go!

This may seem self-indulgent and unnecessary, but it's my fucking jury thread and my fucking question, so I am allowed to ask whatever the fuck I want. DO it.

My vote thought is in coin-flip mode right now, so honestly whichever person answers more to my satisfaction will get my vote.


PS - Good job on NOT being a sheep!

[Adam Gentry]

The thing about your personality that makes you a villain is you will do ANYTHING to win, and throw whoever it takes under the bus. It could be your BFF and you will throw them under the bus. You proved that with the Marcus vote. You told me you wanted him gone while you were on exile, and I know for a fact he would have never voted you out. It's trashy and I fucking love it. You're a competitive person, and a win is a win. You will talk shit about whoever you want, and clearly no fucks will be given.
You are blunt when you don't like someone, and if they have an issue then a bitch better do something about it. 


The moves you made in the game that made me not want to go to finals with you was all your immunity wins. You needed to win EVERY immunity that you won. If you didn't win, you knew your ass was going home. That is something I knew a jury would admire. I mean you were the biggest threat hands down, and we tried numerous rounds to get you out, and we failed miserably each time. I personally don't think I stood a chance against you in finals for that reason.



You're not a hero because you will turn on whoever you have to win. After talking to you at final 4, you said you were already wanting to turn on Marcus who I thought was your closet ally. You were going to slit his fucking throat, and not give a shit about it. Another reason is you will talk shit about people in confessionals, and sort of to me. Like at final 4 when you talked bad about Jaclyn.



And lastly, I am going to call a spade a spade here and tell Jaclyn like it is.. She only made it this far because of me. If I didn't tell the bitch what to do every round, she would have been gone like third.. She couldn't make any decision on her own, she came to me like a scared, timid little puppy every round asking me what to do. My back honestly hurts from carrying her this far. She is the literal definition of a sheep, when I told her to give me the idol, she did as I told her to. On top of that she can't hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes, is boring as a sack of rocks, and doesn't deserve a spot in all stars cause she is lame as fuck.

[Erinn Lobdell]

It is a well-known fact that in the ORGs I play, I want to be known as a villain. In each one, however, people call me a hero and I don't know why.

Well Dolly, it would really help if you didn't choose the cutest and most non-offensive survivor castaway to play.

[Silas Gaither]

The Tale of Dolly DeVille

I'm gonna preface this by saying that you had you played as just about anybody other than Dolly Neely, I'd probably have viewed you as more of a villain. But, in retrospect, you really were more of one than you let on. You made me feel like I was the only boy in the world throughout this whole game. You'd pamper me with compliments and make me rethink every decision I ever wanted to make. Every time I'd stray away and consider working against you, you'd message me and remind me where my heart really should have been. I'd call it love-but- I now realize you were just a temptress. The fact is, you never had our best interest at heart. You'd subdue my suspicions that you were working with other people by flirting with me and sending me cute emoticons. But you really were. You acted shocked and scared with all these blindsides, when you really knew about them all along. You turned on Marcus after he sent you to exile but had me believe you didn't for a pretty long time. You had my heart, but yours was black. I couldn't take you to the end because we all knew how well you'd played this game. You'd escaped vote after vote after vote with an idol still in your pocket. You'd manipulated without backstabbing to an impressive extent. You played an A+ social game and borderline cracked funnier jokes than I did, and I frankly couldn't have that. Let's be real, if you were sitting here, I'd be pretty fucked.

I could shit talk any juror but I'm gonna tread lightly here and attack Spencer (because, evidently, that's pretty easy LOL). If you look really carefully through Spencer's harem of winky and smiley faces, you can maybe, just maybe, spot really hysterical gameplay. I hadn't spoken to Spencer since round freakin 1, and I forgot he existed until around f8. Then, people started warning me that "hey man, Spencer's striking deals with everyone". I was skeptical. Surely nobody would actually go around and attempt to strike deals with everyone. This, surely, was a caricature, an exaggeration of what he was really doing. And then he messaged me. I stayed on my toes, and, shockingly, around 3 conversations in, Spencer attempted to strike a deal with me. After every single person in this game had told me they had a deal with Spencer, he tried to make one with the last man remaining. And if that's not shitty gameplay, then I don't know what is...