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Post by Cirie Fields on Apr 8, 2015 1:05:15 GMT
Cirie.Fucking.Fields
I want to say congrats to Adam & Silas for beating me =) What an amazing accomplishment. As I have been in the finals numerous times, both with doing shit and doing a ton. I can really only congratulate you on beating me. Since nothing else is relevant to me. So congrats on that.
Just kidding, for the most part.
Idk what to even say. I feel like I have been voted out forever and a day.
I will say that I got to bond with the two of you at different times in this game. For Silas, it was before the Rob vote-off. We bonded like crazy, at least in my opinion. You were hilarious, and had a great personality. I always love playing the game with people who can talk more then just who to vote off, but actually about outside shit too. For that reason, it hurt like a ton of bricks to go against you(as well as others) when I did vote out Rob. For Adam, I think the time when I felt like I finally got to know you was as I was yelling at Crystal, and we were putting the Chelsea-Vote together. LOL. I felt like such an idiot, but through that entire time...and talking to you, I enjoyed it a ton.
Ultimately, this is for fun. And I think the fact that I got to have at least one point in this game where I can genuinely say I had fun with the two of you makes me happy either way this ends. I can honestly say that I smiled at mah screen, with a possible snort or two when IMing you.
Hopefully you both had a fun time in the game as well, and win or lose will look back on this as a great time. Thanks for the laughs. I am going to read every response to try and vote for the best player in my opinion. I have no idea who that is right now. I will base it on gameplay alone, and not personal feelings.
The worst part about making it to the end of a game and losing; is when people cannot see past personal grudges and feelings. I've been there, and hate that. So I will strictly be choosing mah vote based off the best playa IMO.
I just have one question:
Please compare each juror to a pornstar. Explain why you chose that person when comparing them, and how it relates to the way they played the game.
Good luck boo boos.
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Post by Adam Gentry on Apr 8, 2015 1:46:40 GMT
If any of you are wanting pictures of your porn stars, please visit plumperpass <3
Chelsea Meissner I will be giving Chelsea Mandy Majestic. Mandy is a fierce Queen who is not only beautiful and flawless, but always takes control in the bedroom. Chelsea always takes control in the game, determining who she aligns with and wants to work with. Many is known for her great personality, which keeps men coming back for more, just like Chelsea left the cast, wanting to come back with more votes with her name on it.
Cirie Fields Cirie, you get Anastasia Vanderbust, Miss Vanderbust is a dark haired and dark skinned babe who waste no time getting a mouthful, just like you. When it comes time to pop off, you are right there with a mouthful. Miss Bust if you will has a lot of experience, just like you do at the game. And she is always ready for a good time, if you know what I mean. Just like you are .
Erinn Lobdell Erinn for you, Madison Mitchell, Madison is very open minded, just like you were this entire game. Miss Mitchell is a sex machine, similar to how you play competitions. You were a machine too. Madison is not afraid to get down and dirty when given the chance, just like you, if you were given this time, you would have got all the blood on your hands that you wanted. Down and Dirty just how you like it.
Marcus Lehman You get Bunny De La Cruz. Bunny is notorious for huge tits and gigantic ass, but not only that she is a college graduate, so she has the smarts that bring all the boys back wanting more. Marcus had all the smarts in this game, that kept people like Silas running back to him. Or maybe Marcus had something else that kept bringing Silas back to him.
Spencer Bledsoe Spencer you get Pheonixxx BBW, Miss Nixx is one dirty broad, who will do anything for a cost. Very similar to Spencer, who would have done whatever it takes to win this game. Spencer would sell out his closest ally if it meant him winning, there is a cost for everything. One Partner for Pheonixxx? I think not. Just like Spencer had more than one "final 2".
Crystal Cox You get Kimmie Kaboom. Think you're gonna steal the spotlight from Miss Kaboom? Think again. That is one fierce bitch. You may think she is innocent at first glance, but just like Crystal, she is deadly, and will eat you alive. Submissive? HA! That word doesn't exist in Kimmie's vocabulary. She only engages in activities when she is total and complete control, much like our friend Crystal.
Sierra Dawn Thomas Shyla Shy is your average girl next door. You may think she is cute and innocent, but underneath it all is a hidden agenda. Boy does she crave the big cocks. Her motto is, "Once you go blonde, you don't go back." And that statement could not ring more true for Sierra. Sierra was the sweetheart who everyone wanted to go back for. But underneath her cute looks and personality, lied a desire to win this game, a bigger desire than Shyla has for cocks.
Dolly Neely Kountry Gal is a girly girl, very cute and loves a good time. But she has a hidden secret. She takes control in that bedroom. Don't like it? Well too fucking bad, cause she has it. She will get control any way she can. She plots the demise of her victims, whether it be doggy or reverse cowgirl. Think you can bullshit Kountry Gal? I think not, she is always one step ahead of her partners. Want her to suck something? Sorry she decides when that happens.
Jaclyn Schultz Shanice Richards... Wow what else can be said about this big beauty? She is very submissive in the bedroom, loves being told what to do, and how to do it. She loves being spanked and spit on.. Now Jaclyn loves being told how to vote, and who to idol. You think whore is an insult? Shanice loves being told how much of a whore she is, just like Jaclyn loved being talked down to in the Jury.
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Post by Chelsea Meissner on Apr 8, 2015 2:16:20 GMT
That moment when they're all females... womp womp
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Post by Jaclyn Schultz on Apr 8, 2015 5:08:48 GMT
this makes me question my vote a lot
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Post by Silas Gaither on Apr 9, 2015 1:56:30 GMT
Ok so I just finished work and I decided I'd get started on this. Who gave you the idea for this question, Cirie?? ANYWAY, I haven't answered anything for Cirie so I'm gonna tackle this bad boy first because it may or may not be my area of expertise.
Chelsea Meissner
Johnny Sins
The poster child of modern day pornography. Johnny's in every scene these days, for the amateurs, he's a massive threat. How does Johnny land all these roles? He's a great actor and a great fucker. Chelsea, you lied to me a lot (let's be real), you were acting in half our conversations and you were gonna fuck me sooner rather than later. Fortunately for Johnny, (but maybe not fortunately for you) with the other pornstars, Johnny always finishes last.
Cirie Fields
Isabelle Cream
Yeah, I googled Ebony BBW for this. I called you big momma, Madea, Norbit etc. all game so this was more than fitting. But what sets Ms Cream aside from the rest of the plus-size community? She plays for both teams. Threesomes are Isabelle's thing, and she does it passionately and with enthusiasm. Like our darling Isabelle, you played both sides of this game very well. Gotta applaud you for that one, booboo.
Erinn Lobdell
Savannah Jane
Who is Savannah Jane? GOOD QUESTION. Believe it or not, Savannah is the world's one and only deaf/mute pornstar™. The fact is, we never spoke. Had somebody told me, prior to round 9, that you Internet-Mute™ I would possibly have believed them. (I'm teasing, Erinn). Anyway, you may not have been talkative with me, but that didn't mean you weren't a force to be reckoned with. You were physical as fuck and you were a force to be dealt with. Savannah doesn't fuck around (possibly because she doesn't have much competition?) and neither did you. I struck when I had the chance.
Marcus Lehman
August Ames
I'm matching you with Miss Ames for a couple of reasons. First off, August Ames is hot as fuck. She's quite possibly my #1 right now, and you were mine for most of this game. Secondly, August came out of nowhere. She did her first scene and boom, everyone was talking about her. She became the talk of the town overnight. Marcus, your game came out of nowhere at the merge and your knack for strategizing surprised the fuck out of me. It may have, ultimately, been your demise, but like August's ability to fuck and be an all-around bombshell, it was a good look on you. Spencer BledsoeJohnny CastleNow, if it makes you feel any better, I love Johnny. I find his acting hilarious and, from time to time, you managed to make me laugh. But why I'm comparing you to Johnny is because, sometimes, when I watch his scenes, I'm like " what the fuck Johnny, you're a good looking guy, why are you fucking her??. Cause, it seems to me, that Johnny will fuck anything that moves Similarly, Spencer, it'd seem you would strike a deal with anything that moves also. Sometimes, when I walked into camp, I'd see you striking F2s with a bowl of rice. Everybody has their vices, I guess. Crystal CoxAlexis TexasAlexis Texas is the new age queen of porn. It seems that, at some point, everybody has wanted to fuck Alexis. Similarly, everybody wanted to fuck you (in the bad way, unfortunately) out of this game. Sometimes, Spencer would be pitching it. Sometimes, it was Dolly. Sometimes, Marcus and sometimes Sierra. Everybody wanted a piece of you, it'd seem, just like Alexis. I'll be the first to admit it. I wanted to fuck you over also (and I definitely want some of Alexis, as well) Sierra Dawn ThomasNatalia StarrI picked a Polish pornstar! And, like Natalia, you're a babe AND totally wild. Natalia doesn't hide it! She's insane and she wants it to be known. She'll scream and get wild and she doesn't take shit from whoever she's costarring with. You know that's you, girl. In fact, when Natalia's around, she isn't the costar. She's gonna make herself the star. Dolly NeelyJames DeenJames Deen is the king of porn. He knows what he's doing and that's a known fact. I've read interviews where he'll brag all day, cause he knows he's mastered the art of sex. The art of Survivor is one you've clearly studid. You won challenges when it mattered and you made the right connections. Without a doubt, James Deen casts a spell on the ladies. Don't lie and tell me you haven't been studying sorcery yourself... Jaclyn SchultzDani DanielsDani Daniels is, at the end of the day, a top tier qt. She's cute as can be and that makes her wifey material. You know you meant a lot to me this whole game (like Dani does to me LOL). Dani does take orders pretty well. But, I've seen her take charge a time or two. If I had to decide if I'd rather a lifetime of Jac or a lifetime of Dani Daniels, it's a tough choice.
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Post by Erinn Lobdell on Apr 9, 2015 2:24:15 GMT
I just don't talk with peasants like you. Nah I'm just kidding .... Or am I really?
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Post by Chelsea Meissner on Apr 9, 2015 2:32:23 GMT
My needs have only been somewhat fulfilled.
Adam... I give you an C- Silas... A B-
I EXPECTED MORE HOT MALE BODIES
*leaves disappointed*
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