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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:55:03 GMT
A: A frog -- it croaks every night.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:56:20 GMT
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:56:37 GMT
A: She can't find the eleven.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:57:00 GMT
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:57:11 GMT
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:57:53 GMT
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:58:25 GMT
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:59:23 GMT
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 9:59:41 GMT
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:05:20 GMT
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:05:41 GMT
A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:06:09 GMT
It is impossible to lick your elbow
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:06:30 GMT
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:06:52 GMT
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:07:07 GMT
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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