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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:07:26 GMT
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:07:46 GMT
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:08:06 GMT
Rats and horses can't vomit.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:08:26 GMT
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:08:50 GMT
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:09:00 GMT
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:09:19 GMT
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:09:48 GMT
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:10:04 GMT
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:10:25 GMT
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:10:43 GMT
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:11:00 GMT
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:11:22 GMT
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:11:39 GMT
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
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Post by Josh Canfield on Mar 4, 2015 10:11:50 GMT
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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